The nice folks at Crest sent me a few Crest Whitestrips to try out (which I greatly appreciated!). As a self-proclaimed coffee addict, it seemed like I would be a good person to give them a try! Perhaps they should have performed an intelligence test on me before sending me their product.
The first evening, I applied the strips as instructed and sat down to watch a TV show. The show was 1/2 hour long so I figured it was a good way of keeping track of the time. Except I fell asleep. I woke up three hours later and removed the strips – no harm, no foul.
Last night, I did the same thing but this time settled into bed to wait out the half hour. (See – this is where the lack of intelligence comes in. I really SHOULD have known better!)
I woke up this morning, rolled over to turn off my alarm clock and vaguely remembered the Whitestrips. What was it? Oh yeah, I should be taking them out.
But they weren’t there!
I checked ALL OVER the bed in case they had fallen off and even checked my hair (THAT could have been a bad scene). Nothing. I had Big J help me in my frantic search, laughing the entire time. Nothing.
The only thing I can figure is that I swallowed them.
I know. Ewww!
So if I fall over dead today, you’ll all know why. The good news is that my teeth look fantastic!
(Yes, those are really my teeth in the photo above.)