The one where I prove that I'm still an immature twelve year old at heart...

So yesterday I ventured out to a high end food store nearby in search of Brewer's Yeast. I had seen it recommended as a yummy way to add vitamin B to foods and thought I'd give it a try. (The regular supermarket in town didn't carry it.)

This food store has mostly a twenty-something male staff stocking the shelves during the day and I asked one for help finding the Brewer's Yeast. Neither of us could find it, and before I knew it, there were three stock guys and a manager trying to track it down. Someone had called to the back room and was told that it had just been added to the shelf the day before. We were told it was on the bottom shelf in a can or canister.

There we all were, bums in the air, searching along the bottom shelves when I came across this can:

I couldn't help it. I started laughing and could not stop. Tears were falling from my eyes as the guys who were helping me look asked what was so funny. I was too embarrassed to tell them I had found "spotted d*ick" and was laughing at it since I'm, you know, not twelve so I just said "nothing" and moved on to the next shelf. But I was still laughing inside.

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Seriously - WTH?? I had to look it up when I got home (and was a little worried what might pop up in that Google search so I made sure I added the word "food") and found it is an English cake. I should have known.

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So, dear readers, what bizarre food names make you laugh? Can you top my "Spotted D*ck"??

(I still laugh every time I say it.)